so i've seen this on youtube. and i really like them, especially because i've really started to appreciate the human body.
yaaay skin!
DEAR BODY.
hey hair. so, you're pretty cool. sorry for the dyeing and straightening. but you're still pretty healthy, yaay! and thanks for having so much volume. it makes me happy. also, i do like your color naturally.
hey eyes. so you're one of my favorites. i couldn't ask you to be a more awesome color, and you're lashes make me happy. you're so interesting, i love to draw you when i'm bored. and it amazes me how you and mr.brain work together to let me see correctly. yaay teamwork! i guess i should thank you for my good vision, although i really want glasses cause i think they look cool.....
NOSE. hello. so, thanks for letting me smell. you and mr.brain must be good friends, because he remembers all the memories held in the smells you give him. i think you're pretty cool, kind of like three circles that stretch into my eyebrows. also very fun to draw. and robert thinks you're cute. that's a plus.
mouth. eh, nothing much to say. thanks for learning to cover my god awful braces with great skill. most people don't realize i have 'em. i wish you were a little thicker, and thats why i put that plumping gloss on you. i hope it doesn't hurt too bad, i know it burns somewhat. sorry about the habit of biting you constantly. you just have so much skin i wanna peel. ew, that sounds gross. thanks for being able to do a fishy face better than anyone i know, hahaa. if you could stop breaking out every month, i'd appreciate it.
earssssss. you're cute. and really funny looking. and interesting. i'm not sorry for piercing you, because i'm sure you like earrings as much as i do.
hi, chin. i don't like you very much, but i'm trying to get along with you. why do you have to droop down? it's not the most attractive thing, it makes me feel gross. but it's fun to play with. when i start excercising again, maybe you and mrs.neck will be seperated a little more. yyaay!
shoulders, you're pretty. i wish i could show you off more, but then i will feel like a slut. sorry, you'll stay covered up.
boooobs. i love you guys. you make me feel like a woman, and i wouldn't want you any other size. i hope you're as comfortable with everyone as i say that you are.
tummytummytummy. i'm okay with you now. you've gotten bigger and bigger, but its okay, i still love you. i joke around all the time about you having a food baby. maybe i'll start eating better. but don't count on it. you know how much i like my food. you really give me problems sometimes. i'm sorry i don't take my acid pills, but do you really need to get that upset? it hurts.
butt. you're flat and not very cute. and you hurt me when i sit for a while. i'm not on good terms with you. we'll have to work on this.
BACK. i hate you. stop hurting.
hello lovely legs. since i've stopped dancing, you've gotten a little flabby. you're still awesome. you let me jump and dance around. fun!
feet, i'm not sorry i don't let people see or touch you. you're just too gross. but i do appreciate you letting me dance the way i do. toenails: stop growing.
howdy arms! you're cool. i think you're pretty, and you're joints let me bend you into funny positions. woo!
hands, i don't like your claminess, but besides that; you're beautiful. you're nails are cool, they're like little canvases for me to paint on.