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Sunday, 11 January 2009

  • so i've seen this on youtube. and i really like them, especially because i've really started to appreciate the human body.

    yaaay skin!


    DEAR BODY.

    hey hair. so, you're pretty cool. sorry for the dyeing and straightening. but you're still pretty healthy, yaay! and thanks for having so much volume. it makes me happy. also, i do like your color naturally.

    hey eyes. so you're one of my favorites. i couldn't ask you to be a more awesome color, and you're lashes make me happy. you're so interesting, i love to draw you when i'm bored. and it amazes me how you and mr.brain work together to let me see correctly. yaay teamwork! i guess i should thank you for my good vision, although i really want glasses cause i think they look cool.....

    NOSE. hello. so, thanks for letting me smell. you and mr.brain must be good friends, because he remembers all the memories held in the smells you give him. i think you're pretty cool, kind of like three circles that stretch into my eyebrows. also very fun to draw. and robert thinks you're cute. that's a plus.

    mouth. eh, nothing much to say. thanks for learning to cover my god awful braces with great skill. most people don't realize i have 'em. i wish you were a little thicker, and thats why i put that plumping gloss on you. i hope it doesn't hurt too bad, i know it burns somewhat. sorry about the habit of biting you constantly. you just have so much skin i wanna peel. ew, that sounds gross. thanks for being able to do a fishy face better than anyone i know, hahaa. if you could stop breaking out every month, i'd appreciate it.

    earssssss. you're cute. and really funny looking. and interesting. i'm not sorry for piercing you, because i'm sure you like earrings as much as i do.

    hi, chin. i don't like you very much, but i'm trying to get along with you. why do you have to droop down? it's not the most attractive thing, it makes me feel gross. but it's fun to play with. when i start excercising again, maybe you and mrs.neck will be seperated a little more. yyaay!

    shoulders, you're pretty. i wish i could show you off more, but then i will feel like a slut. sorry, you'll stay covered up.

    boooobs. i love you guys. you make me feel like a woman, and i wouldn't want you any other size. i hope you're as comfortable with everyone as i say that you are.

    tummytummytummy. i'm okay with you now. you've gotten bigger and bigger, but its okay, i still love you. i joke around all the time about you having a food baby. maybe i'll start eating better. but don't count on it. you know how much i like my food. you really give me problems sometimes. i'm sorry i don't take my acid pills, but do you really need to get that upset? it hurts.

    butt. you're flat and not very cute. and you hurt me when i sit for a while. i'm not on good terms with you. we'll have to work on this.

    BACK. i hate you. stop hurting.

    hello lovely legs. since i've stopped dancing, you've gotten a little flabby. you're still awesome. you let me jump and dance around. fun!

    feet, i'm not sorry i don't let people see or touch you. you're just too gross. but i do appreciate you letting me dance the way i do. toenails: stop growing.

    howdy arms! you're cool. i think you're pretty, and you're joints let me bend you into funny positions. woo!

    hands, i don't like your claminess, but besides that; you're beautiful. you're nails are cool, they're like little canvases for me to paint on.














Tuesday, 30 December 2008

  • you know what i'm going to remember?

    -those little sponges rachel gave us in the tub. the ones that turned into animals. also the giant bubbles she let us blow in the church parking lot besides grandmas.

    -speaking of the parking lot, i'll always remember making that chicken dance with amie. and then having a competition with those skating dudes.

    -i'll remember casey's wedding where we put glitter in are hair and danced the night away while jamie and amie talked about some girl crushing on nathan.

    -i'll remember playing kick the can with the cousins. that game is the best.

    -always going to toys r us the day after christmas with aunt vi.

    -the grinch game me and kate played in grandma's front yard.

    -playing dressup with the twins across the street. (through the fence since we weren't allowed to play together)

    -mud pies in the bricks in the backyard.

    -the picture of me in papaw's room. (tutti frutti and basketballs)

    -sneaking sugar packets upstairs and stuffing the wrappers behind furniture.

    -the secret hiding place behind the couch- next to the tree.

    -the smell of grandmas house.

    -the tree. with candy canes for me and katey and plastic icecicles.

    -REAL ICECICLES (:

    -grandma's giant garden.

    -always trying to do chin ups on the clothing line.

    -sitting on the bomb shelter with aunt dori and aunt vi and aunt nellie.

    -the cup pictures we made with amie while she babysitted us.

    -the first sister's christmas i was allowed to go to.

    -angel <3

    -being santa's helper.

    -the conversation with amie about favorites.



    oh i love ohio. this list will always keep growing.

Sunday, 28 December 2008

  • summer is a million years away. but i don't care.
    i'm going to put these on little strips of paper an put
    them in a decorated summer jar. then draw one or
    two out each day. YAYYY

    THINGS I'M GOING TO DO THIS SUMMER.

    1] make a scrapbook of the summer
    2] finish the scrapbook i started last summer
    3] write a poem
    4] bake a giant cookie cake
    5] draw a self portrait every day
    6] volunteer at a animal shelter regularly
    7] make a film
    8] choreograph a dance on canvas. with paint on your feet.
    9] go horseback riding with Kate
    10] make a dvd of the summmer
    11] ride my bike every day
    12] actually update this thing daily
    13] make my own puzzle
    14] put messages in balloons, and float them to the sky.
    15] lay in the front yard all night
    16] flatten pretty flowers in giant books
    17] keep up my website
    18] go to the zoo!
    19] have a reuniting party with regi, alex, and john
    20] randomly say phrases in french
    21] do 5 major art projects for my own self expression
    22] make 10 new necklaces
    23] read 5 good books
    24] write letters to myself
    25] complete a devotional
    26] read the book of james
    27] grow sunflowers
    28] go through all my clothes and donate them
    29] babysit
    30] take drivers ed
    31] get my restricted
    32] bury a time capsule
    33] go see shows at narroway
    34] bring chris flowers
    35] learn how to play my keyboard
    36] visit people from school
    37] tie dye 8 shirts different colors
    38] crochet me a bigger purse
    39] get my sewing machine repaired
    40] go without tv for a week
    41] write and illustrate a fairy tale
    42] adopt a goldfish
    43] don't break my favorite sunglasses
    44] go on a mini-roadtrip with katie
    45] start a collection
    46] play in the rain
    47] figure out what colleges i want to apply to
    48] go on a walk around the neighborhood to take pictures
    49] have a picnic
    50] have a shindig with katie and hannah
    51] do something that really scares me
    52] go see a movie with katey and chris
    53] go to the lake with katie
    54] have a scary movie marathon
    55] have a chickflick marathon
    56] have a foreign film marathon
    57] have a musical marathon
    58] have a drama marathon
    59] watch all the LOTR movies
    60] burn a cd of the soundtrack of my summer
    61] color a whole coloring book
    62] jump in the pool with clothes on
    63] go skinnydipping
    64] record and write a song
    65] draw on the whole driveway with chalk
    66] redo a masterpiece in a surreal style
    67] make a childhood in a jar
    68] play with crazy makeup
    69] buy a wig
    70] dye my hair maroon
    71] read through the looking glass, watch alice in wonderland, and paint my own rendition
    72] make a fort and sleep in it
    73] expand my music collection -- search for rare music
    74] draw a map
    75] cut my own hair
    76] make a comic
    77] stay up all night
    78] sneak out
    79] interview everyone
    80] read a classic
    81] make a new friend
    82] explore rock hill
    83] costuummee parrttyy
    84] go to durangoes for breakfast
    85] buy a sun hat
    86] do something that my parents/friends disaprove of
    87] believe that i can do whatever i want
    88] lie in the grass with my ipod and sunglasses
    89] keep a secret
    90] swear off drama
    91] read stargirl and get inspired
    92] buy two summer dresses
    93] follow my horoscope for today
    94] find rock hill's secret gem



Friday, 26 December 2008

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